Super Bowl Football Card Special!

Patriots. Eagles. Who ya’ got? Well, I think that… just kidding. No one wants to hear my prediction. Enjoy these vintage football cards instead!

Psst, I hear one of Cleveland’s receivers is stoned.

Far out man, so am I!

Tell me you wouldn't watch the shit out of a “Retired NFL Kickers” reality show.

Smith had a solid career, but he never could get Mom Jeans to catch on in the league.

All Pro. Zero Neck.

These guys look like every Jets fan I’ve seen in sports bars, right down to the “What the f*ck you looking at?” stares.

Louie was the first (and last) player to use his hair as a helmet in NFL history.

I don’t know who’s decaying paw that belongs to, but I hope Raymond shared his water bottle with it.

LORCH MAD! LORCH SMASH!

Get your mind out of the gutter!

Also, Go Pats!