Hope Springs Eternal

Card Bored Dad
3 min readFeb 22, 2018

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Baseball is back to distract us from life’s foibles. And not a moment too soon!

If Bert and Ernie played baseball.

Figueroa looks like a police captain that is THIS CLOSE TO SUSPENDING YOUR ASS! IT’S BAD ENOUGH I’VE GOT THE MAYOR AND THE PRESS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, WITHOUT YOU GOING RENEGADE OUT THERE. NOW GO POUND THE PAVEMENT AND BRING ME A SUSPECT!

Baller alert!

NSFW

What’s so damn funny, sixth place 1987 Texas Rangers?

If Kenny Powers and Cam from Modern Family had a kid.

More like VandeBROW.

Indiana Jones warned Langston not to look when they uncovered the Ark of the Covenant, but he just refused to listen.

Mike, this is no time to play Sherlock Holmes, get back in the infield!

Some would say they don’t make baseball player names like they used to…

But Tuffy Gosewisch is here to remind us of the great line from Field of Dreams: “The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.”

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